Ололо на башорг

Texts from Last Night — английский башорг с похмельными смсками. Местами смешно.

she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.

im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test

Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn’t serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren’t heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.